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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Praise Allah!!! more importantly, praise Sandy!! I really apprieciate everything she has done for me the last couple of months, when I needed her help most she really has been there. Sandy is helping herself even more now, and she has a great new job!!! Exactly the job she was hoping for (POOF!) right into her lap (like magic! just in time, too!!). So awesome. She takes better care of the house, Rebecca, and herself. She is always doing better! I am really proud of her, I know she is going to do great. Thanks for listening.

<3,
Brian

Monday, October 24, 2005

First and foremost, I would like to thank God for indoor plumbing. yay, for toilets!!! I make a huge, stinky, wet mess then press a lever and POOF! like magic it disappears! Wow!! totally awesome!!!! We of the toilet generations are truly blessed. AMEN

Amended 4/16/2012 ---------> neW World Water!!! Potable h2o for impoverished communities in Africa.